The Dilbert Blog: Secret Society

The Dilbert Blog: Secret Society:

"My Solution to the Two Epidemic Crisis of the United States

This is a 2 phase plan that will make our country superior to all other nations on the globe.

Phase 1: Liposuction Farms
We establish a centralized Facilities for Fat Deposits. All citizens we get free liposuction from Enron, Mobile, Shell, BP. These fat deposits will then be taken to be processed into Phase 2.

Phase 2: Lard Bio-fuel Technologies
Fat from the fat people repository is processed and refined into a clean burning fuel to run my automobile.

Now we have a motive to be fat. I am helping our countries dependance on foreign energy sources seems perfectly sane and rationale. Fat people won't feel so depressed. When you put that whopper into your mouth you can smile and feel good about it knowing later on its going to power the world."

humor from a commenter at Scott adams' blog. LMAO.